Do you ever try to use your fish tanks to impress your dates?

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SimonL;4014881; said:
Also, things to remember....

-Girls are not all impressed with cute goldfish being consumed by the dozen by toothy monsters...
-don't leave frozen food thawing before they come over and forget about it...
-don't let them see you start your siphon hose with your mouth...
-don't tell them about your fish getting Koi Herpes Virus, trying to convince them it's not communicable to humans isn't worth it...
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-Girls are not all impressed with cute goldfish being consumed by the dozen by toothy monsters... I AM!!!!!
When I bring a boy over i ALWAYS show them my piranhas. I don't know, but most of the guys think it's sexy that I have three carnivorous fish. What really get's them is when they jokingly say something like "Well if you love them so much stick your hand in the tank" their jaws drop when I stick my hand in there without batting an eye and the piranhas let me pet them :naughty: or even better as an invite to come over is "Hey wana help me feed my piranhas?" Guys love girls with piranhas. Also they for some reason LOVE my pea puffer, they are astounded by how cute it is.:screwy:
 
hahahaha..... maybe to impress a girl with your RTC.... then back in your room... there is another few decades old big fish going to make them smiles.... haahahahaha.... ops..i dont think its fish... its a giant red head worm... lols
 
RedBellyRhen;4188721; said:
-Girls are not all impressed with cute goldfish being consumed by the dozen by toothy monsters... I AM!!!!!
When I bring a boy over i ALWAYS show them my piranhas. I don't know, but most of the guys think it's sexy that I have three carnivorous fish. What really get's them is when they jokingly say something like "Well if you love them so much stick your hand in the tank" their jaws drop when I stick my hand in there without batting an eye and the piranhas let me pet them :naughty: or even better as an invite to come over is "Hey wana help me feed my piranhas?" Guys love girls with piranhas. Also they for some reason LOVE my pea puffer, they are astounded by how cute it is.:screwy:
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Do that with a 4 foot salt water moray with a temper and I'll think your hard!:ROFL:

Piranhas have an exaggerated rep...:grinno:
 
nc_nutcase;4188634; said:
Most women that have seen all of my tanks think I'm a weirdo...

But once they are shown the bedroom they quickly excuse the tanks...

;)
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Cool, do you have nice wall paper in there? Aw that's sweet, blue for a boy!:ROFL:
 
SteveR;4189397; said:
Do that with a 4 foot salt water moray with a temper and I'll think your hard!:ROFL:

Piranhas have an exaggerated rep...:grinno:
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If I owned one yeah I'd probly do it, but one that didn't know me... yeah i would pass on that.

Well WE know that but most non fish keepers don't :naughty:
 
navykorman;4014669; said:
ha ha ha... I was wondering the same thing I just never wanted to post it. But yes when i bring them home I always show them my tanks and they love them. Its always a good conversation piece.
Also the red devil that I have at work is named "cuddles" and people come in and get a kick out of watching me pet my fish like its a dog
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yo ive taken a pic with that same jesus in hollywood hahaha
 
i have 3 tanks goin ( one is half full with a female betta in it and its a 29 but thats a diff story ) and 2 more 10s comming and a 30 maybe. this is my 2nd month living on my own and i dont get much girls. so i need to do some *rearangeing*
 
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