Do You Use the Toilet Seat Covers at a Public Restroom?

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i couldn't do it man, i guess you'd have to pay me a pretty penny to listen to guys droppin deuces all night
 
who drops dueces in the night club? the stalls are always open here with people taking a whiz in them. i never see anyone sitting down. i say you owe the bathroom attendant atleast 5 bucks if you go #2
 
who drops dueces in the night club? the stalls are always open here with people taking a whiz in them. i never see anyone sitting down. i say you owe the bathroom attendant atleast 5 bucks if you go #2

I have to pay a guy cause he watches me to go the bathroom? I don't think so!!!!!!!! What he should do is pay all the guys that can properly piss into the toilet, while drunk :ROFL:
 
^ i know right? i'm not gonna pay someone just to curl one out. and they better have some toilet seat covers. shoot, if i'm paying them to do #2 they better have some love seats with holes in them and have the attendant feed me a sandwich while i'm going

i'd say the nightclub should just put up vending machines for condoms, mints, gums and what not and save on paying someone to stand there. unless they make money only from tips
 
Good one jose. i can't say i know this for a fact but i think they only get paid for tips. A vending machine is not the same as having a live person. i don't know man, it just feels different. the malls have vending machines with all of that stuff but a nice night club with a man in a monkey suit? i feel like i'm somebody.

haha, i'm 100 percent kidding but i really do feel bad for them and tip them since they're dressed all formal and hanging out in a bathroom. i feel better giving them money then a bum on a corner
 
my next ms paint will be eddie in a monkey suit hanging out in a dirty nightclub bathroom putting in work, hahaha
 
anyone ever been in a bathroom with a bidet?

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i've never seen a bathroom attendent in a dirty night club rest room, they're usually upscale clubs. one of the ones i frequent has a no hat, no jersey, no baggy jeans, no gang colors (red, blue and orange...yeah weird i know but there's a big gang element rockin orange and houston astro hats in portland) dress codes
 
anyone ever been in a bathroom with a bidet?

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When I was in Tokyo. All the toilets are like this. I just start mashing on buttons and hope for the best, or the worst.

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And this clip from Cars 2 summarizes perfectly what it's like to use toilets in Japan for the first time :ROFL:

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