I poop anywhere too... no seat covers, they confuse me.. and I really don't worry about it cause I don't have any open wounds on my ass or anything.... I do flush with my foot, and turn away quickly .. for I don't want to inhale anything I just disposed of..
I love attendants.. although I've never seen a dressed up one.. they usually give me beads, and that's always a blast!! Oh and lotion too, after I've washed my hands..
I always open up the restroom door with my pinky.. for I'm not likely to have to stick that finger in my mouth for any reason..
Oh and I look at the people that don't was their hands, with a 'WTF' face..