Do you want to see me in my 5,000 gallon tank?

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo
shround;747717; said:
Jack as always is in the basement, pleasuring himself( I obviously mean watching his fish!) So here I am again to follow up on his notes of appreciation. He is very excited to realise that there are plenty of other nutty pillocks out there and that his excitement at seeing a pacu jetstream faeces through the tank, with a follow up feeding frenzy would also be appreciated by you all. There will be no pictures of my hairy ass crack in a bikini I'm afraid, wouldn't want you all seeking out a rare'un like me! Maybe I could post some of Jack in his normal get up for routine maintenance...... Infact there is a playboy pose!

I will follow this useless lot of info with lots of info as requested, filters ect....once I've got Jack to shift from his favourite spot, sitting with a cold beer infront of his beloveds!
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Shround...AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME and furthermore I love reading your posts they are
entertaining and you HAVE DEFINITELY FOUND others that appreciate a tank like that.

That would be the tank of dreams for my temensis and arows!!!! Maybe not as bad ass, but some day soon I will be right behind you guarantee that!!!!
Are those oscars I see as well?

The pics of your flower ray and everything else make me puke they are so bad ass!!!!
 
That is an outstanding achievement. Just tell him not to step on one of those fantastic rays during his diving expeditions. Besides his death, he might injure the poor ray! LOL
 
It looks SOOOOO CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!


Awsome job on that thing.
 
5000 gallon tank tour

Here at Fishfinger Guided Tours we are pleased to be in the enviable position of being able to offer you a guided tour of the 5000 gallon tank and the extensive range of other large tanks at the same address. There are three guides currently doing tours at this address six days a week as the demand is so high, if you are interested then please get in touch to arrange a booking. The only thing is that we ask for total discretion as the owners are at work while we do the tours and they don't know that we have a set of keys.
We can offer a substantion discount for block bookings but there are no coach parking facilities at the address as we don't want to attract too much attention. Please get in touch for a current 2007 price list and to check available dates. Don't forget it's our little secret!

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I wanna have a wine bar located next to that tank!! Definately a very cool place to have a sip of wine with friends over there.:headbang2
 
WOW !!!! That is totally amazing !!!

I wonder if I could talk my wife into one of those? :)
 
It is true they do give tours while we're out.....our mate who's meant to be building our extension....just drinks our tea and sneaks other tradesmen in for a peek. Jacks dad comes round in the day (being a retired, far too early I say!)with mates their kids and extended family. You'd think they'd run the vacuum round or at least pair up our socks!

Oh and we do have a bar next to the tank and beer fridge in the basement. So when I say I can't drag Jack out of the basement, I'm not joking.

I havn't seen that photo before! Have PFK put it on their web then?

Jack hasn't followed up with the info you all wanted
A. because he's a lazy sod and B. he's been asked to write an article, so that will be coming soon with all the info needed to wreck you're own home and destroy your relationship!
 
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