. I think yours is worse than mines. I was thinking about a derogatory name for him at first, but decided against it. I could imagine my GF (or anybody else around) sitting down watching tv and I come by and say: hey A**hole, F-face, etc, it's time to eat. I can think of many other phrases like: hey (insert derogatory name) what are you looking at! what do you want! your looking nice today! Etc... LOL.
Reminds me of my dad's friend who names their dog Sonofab***h. You would choke on your drink when he went out back yelling. "Come here, Sonofab***h! Time to go inside!" He got that name because he was bought as a hunting lab and was scared of water and wouldn't go near duck.
