Drunk Pa. Man Tried To Revive Dead Opossum

[IanTOT]

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. -- Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.


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[pelleeklund]

Pennsylvania is awesome like that, can't go anywhere without seeing some drunk hopelessly resuscitating a dead animal. Hilarious, must have been a riot for those troopers. The middle of this state is Pennsyltucky.

 

[navygirl76]

maybe he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil.

 

[TTTT]

Fail

 

[Stump]

At least he's not a mean drunk.

I would have patted him on the back and given him a sandwich.

 

[krichardson]

Pennsylvania is awesome like that, can't go anywhere without seeing some drunk hopelessly resuscitating a dead animal. Hilarious, must have been a riot for those troopers. The middle of this state is Pennsyltucky.

Ha ha,Pennsyltucky?..I just drove past one dead in the street.

 

[Liam]

that's hilarious. i want that guy to be my friend