Ever Had A Brush With Death?

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Closest brush I've had was when i was maybe 6 or 7. I was fishing with my dad, and we were sitting on a pavement/stone bridge over part of a lake. There was a big pipe under it on our side built into the stones, so water flowed into it, through the spaces between the stones under the bridge, and out the other side. I slipped off the bridge (it was like 3 feet above the water) and fell into the water. If my dad hadnt grabbed me immediately i wouldve gotten swept under there, gotten stuck, and drowned, since i couldnt swim at the time.
 
Damn, a lot of you guys are half cat with your nine lives I swear.

Some pretty amazing posts. Makes my choking incident look weak

I've had a gun pull on me too before and almost got hit by a cop car.

My wife got robbed with a knife back when she was working at subway
 
An employee who shouldn't have worked in the kitchen in the first place grabbed a 10" Chef's knife off the magnet, and instead of slowly putting it to his side and letting people know he had a knife, he just grabbed it quickly and swung it around like he was swinging it like a backhand tennis shot when I was walking by. Nearly sliced my neck. I literally felt the tip on my adam's apple.

I came home New Year's night. Saw that my side of the street was full so I parked on the other side. After I walked inside, I heard a huge crash. A drunk driver smashed into 4 cars on the side I was going to park on. All of this happened in less than 5 minutes.
 
Yea man most of which I can't even post, I once made a molatove cocktail and threw it in my basement, we have it on video, 1 week later I put a mortar (4.2grams of powder) in a microwave in my basement, put it on high for 10 min, 6 minutes later it exploded and was insane, blew the mircowave apart and sent a shockwave thru my house.

Me and my old roommate were a bad combo, thank god my basement is un finished!

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U gatta post that it sounds legit!!!!

This halloween a cyote stalked us untill we ran away

Ran my bike though a red light all the cars hit there brakes and almost hit me was an accident tho I was bringing fish back from the lfs and was in a hurry

When I was born I got the fluid stuff in my lungs and had to stay for 2 weeks the nurse gave me a mickey mouse hat also with my name on it that I have to this day apparently she got really attached to me

Rid in the back of my buddies pick up truck. Wasnt the smartest thing could have ended badly but was hella fun

Jumped from one area to another area o my friends houses roof was like a 4ft gap only but still a scary thought if we fell. We needed to go on the roof to jump into the pool.

Was skiing on mammoth mountain and was going to fast to make the turn so I had to slam my self into a tree to stop or I would of fell off a huge cliff

When my moms friend ran a red light. Shes a terrible driver.

One more coming up. We are going to go into the sewer and apparently if you go down enough and take a couple turns there is a devil worshiping place.



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Severed muscles, 200+ stitches, screws, pins, concussions, head cuts down to skull, numerous leg cuts down to bone, got hit by a truck on my mountain bike crossing the street, loaded .38 special put in my mouth while attempting to be robbed, bailed numerous times off of my quad doing 60mph+ with only a helmet and regular shoes, many many many times 165mph in my old Porsche, police chase I out ran them on public streets with a top speed I hit of 172mph in my old Porsche, Tboned a car in my Porsche(not my fault) doing 50mph with no seatbelt on and no airbags deployed, went 184mph on a street bike with no helmet on the highway( many times 150-165mph with no helmet). Needless to say I have a piece of advice for all of you living your life to the absolute fullest and never saying I wish I woulda or I wish I coulda CATCHES UP TO YOU!!! I am consistently in pain and have spent 3+ years of my life in physical therapy and it sucks. I have a baby now and a fiancée so life has changed and I have really taken a step back from the painfully addicting drug called adrenaline


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^^^you out ran the police?! Thats deff gna be on the bucket list. How much do u get fined if cought doing 100mph, heck how much is it if you try to get away n u get caught? You sir are living like larry

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Severed muscles, 200+ stitches, screws, pins, concussions, head cuts down to skull, numerous leg cuts down to bone, got hit by a truck on my mountain bike crossing the street, loaded .38 special put in my mouth while attempting to be robbed, bailed numerous times off of my quad doing 60mph+ with only a helmet and regular shoes, many many many times 165mph in my old Porsche, police chase I out ran them on public streets with a top speed I hit of 172mph in my old Porsche, Tboned a car in my Porsche(not my fault) doing 50mph with no seatbelt on and no airbags deployed, went 184mph on a street bike with no helmet on the highway( many times 150-165mph with no helmet). Needless to say I have a piece of advice for all of you living your life to the absolute fullest and never saying I wish I woulda or I wish I coulda CATCHES UP TO YOU!!! I am consistently in pain and have spent 3+ years of my life in physical therapy and it sucks. I have a baby now and a fiancée so life has changed and I have really taken a step back from the painfully addicting drug called adrenaline


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And I thought I was crazy lmao!!!!!!


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You deserve to be in jail

It's one thing to die like an idiot behind the wheels but a lot of times they end up killing innocent people
 
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