Ewurm boat scandal

[ewurm]

just remember to keep your alibi straight. You were playing DICE the entire time.

Every time I am with a girl, it is definitely a roll of the dice....And I would gladly own a prosthetic penis, it has to be bigger than mine.

 

[sour_girl]

Ewurm you are so mean to yourself... just get off the pc and go meet a nice girl at church or something...

 

[Fry]

Ewurm you are so mean to yourself... just get off the pc and go meet a nice girl at church or something...

only the girls here won't notice the fishy smell we all have, MFKer's can only go to church during lent

 

[Mourinho18]

Because he already met the girl of his dreams but she left him, and now he leads a life similar to this guy

 

[Fry]

he's QUAGMIRE, QUAGMIRE

giggity giggity goo, let's have sex!

 

[sour_girl]

Giggidy Giggidy.... Well then Enjoy... OOOOHHHH YYYYEAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[johno27]

Yes don't forget your "rain coat" and try to catch her name too

 

[MrRngr94]

Ewurm you are so mean to yourself... just get off the pc and go meet a nice girl at church or something...

That's not a bad idea. Church girls make me go, "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! HALLELUJAH!!!!"

Lord I appologize for that.

 

[ridether]

That's not a bad idea. Church girls make me go, "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! HALLELUJAH!!!!"

Lord I appologize for that.

Where do you work Exxon.


Here’s a picture of your boss..

 

[ewurm]

Ewurm you are so mean to yourself... just get off the pc and go meet a nice girl at church or something...

Well, if I say it's small, I have the chance of someone saying "It's not that bad." If I say it's big, then I'll get a "I thought you said..."

Girl: "Who are you going to please with that little thing?"

Ewurm: "ME."