Wife wanted her own fish. So I told her...fine get one...but eventually it will get eaten. She said no because its BIG. I just laughed. Once the beat finished off the last minnow....3 days...I was laughing so hard when I saw his belly.
That was a cruel trick to play on wifey. You knew that was going to happen and let her. Get her a new goldie and tank for Valentine's, and tell her to stay out of your tanks.