There are fairy penguins and rock hoppers for sale or were a couple of years ago but I don't know how much, both are small and do well in warm climates. I would love a rhino iguana, There is one, not for sale, in a petstore in Medford, Or. that loves being misted and scratched so much that if you pick up the spray bottle it comes over and rubs against you. I do not like monkeys but I think you are talking about , From smallest to largest, sqirrel, spider, and capuchin moneys, picture permanent two year old children that bite. I personaly am scared of leopard seals ever since seeing a vid of one eating a 5' emporor penguin. I too want a jackalope.