favorite movie quotes

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"Wait. He lost his dog? .............. You can't go out and put up posters for an hour and give up! Now you've got a responsibilty. You've got a job! Now you get your a*s out there and you find that fu**ing dog!"

Billy, from Billy Madison. First grade class room with Ms. Lippy. Right before they go play dodgeball.

Sorry it has profanity, but that is so funny! Great movie.
 
'There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig, You dig.'


 
"Austria aye? Better go put another shrimp on the barbie!"

- dumb and dumber.
 
Are you guys brothers? Noooooo!........Yessss! (From A Night At The Roxbury)
 
To know how Killer got killed you have to know who killer was..... you guys have smoked yourselves retarted. Half Baked
 
"The weight is a sign of reliability"

Boris the blade

"Snatch"
 
" I don't understand why you have to take something that's perfectly good and mess it up. See brand names, brand names mean something. Blue Magic, that's a brand name, like Pepsi that's a brand name. I stand behind it, I guarantee it, they know that even if they don't know me anymore than they know the chairman of General Mills. What I'm talking about is, when you chop my dope down 1..2..3..4..5 percent and you call it Blue Magic, that is trademark infringement. You understand what I'm saying?"

-Frank Lucas
 
Loyd-"so where you headed to"
Mary-"Aspen"
Loyd-"Mmm California thats nice"
-dumb and dumber
 
"they can tell" ace ventura 2
so many jim carrey lines i'll stop at these two
 
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