Fish Haiku thread. Submit yours.

[Ash]

My aro laid eggs
You got nothing on me
all too common fish

so what I dont care
at least my fish laid some eggs
thats all that matters

 

[Princley]

Princeley, you know I think you are the best, but, You have lost ypur damn mind. The Haikus have gone straight to your brain! Someone get this man a Heineken!

lmao Heineken is what did it to me

 

[ewurm]

Heineken is good
Don't let princley have anymore
He has lost his mind.

 

[alcohologist]

thread resurrection
in light of the new contest
where's the entry thread?

 

[ewurm]

On the contest page
Perhaps you should look there dude
Had chili for lunch

 

[Phleborrhagia]

Winter is now here,
my goldfish then say to me,
"no more food for us!"

 

[cookiemonster]

monsterfishkeepers
dot com is the greatest site
in the whole wide world

 

[lordofthejewsjr]

my fish is calm
my fish is swell
but when it eats other fish
its going to hell
although you disagree
its not up to me
because when i throw minnows in
i think they'll get along like kin

 

[lordofthejewsjr]

p.s. kin means brother. ..................... i think

 

[Onion01]

my fish is calm
my fish is swell
but when it eats other fish
its going to hell
although you disagree
its not up to me
because when i throw minnows in
i think they'll get along like kin

nice, but that's not a haiku