Fish Haiku thread. Submit yours.

[Jesse]

Here's the translation, with an emphasis on brevity to maintain the correct number of syllables:

"I've a small penis"
Please give me a new title.
Thank you, Mister Li.

 

[oddballer]

gun nee nia g y

nee chu shi la wan ba den

gun na wu chi wu

Let Me Help Translate

"Oddballer Is My Hero"

"Want To Be Like Him"

 

[neoprodigy]

"Woa yo xiao lanjiao"
Qing ni gei woa xing TITLE
Xie xie, Li xian sheng!

ne yo xiao lan jio

e ko may yon de lan jio

shin ne ko diao ta

 

[Jesse]

My title sucks ass.
May I please have a new one?
Something in English.

 

[Princley]

monster fish get big
go buy one and you will see
just how big h'ell be

 

[lgcichlids]

LOL....great idea bud....I'll bet an Acrostic would be a good thread too...

 

[Ash]

Where are my cichlids
from lake tang and malawi
they are so so mean

 

[mbhw]

Haiku eats my fins
It's a really lame art form
I hop Haiku dies

(I never liked Haiku, but it is nice to see people exercising their brains. Carry on. )

 

[Jesse]

School of big brycons.
What could be better than that?
Perhaps dorados.

 

[Princley]

her sweat drips on me
pumping her to plant my seed
i thrust every ounce