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Since wood is free...how about a meandering above ground pond and go around (not completely around as that may kill the tree) and between the trees?
You do get colder weather up than than me tho.
An indoor pond is really nice if you've got the room for it. Humidity & mold are the only problems.
Do you own the house?
Concrete floors?
Dr Joe
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