Flu Alert!

[CichlidPharmer]

There's no need to be nervous. Just remember the immortal words of... me.

Don't be a silly, cover your willy.

Hear! Hear! Confucius speaks

You're my hero.

Thank you for redirecting this in the direction it was intended

 

[rmorse]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool?

 

[CichlidPharmer]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool?

Nice rhyme. Lao Tzu, I think!

But let's not get carried away with the Rooster parts.

Thanks for the help

 

[rmorse]

=(


I have another good one though.

 

[Juxtaroberto]

LOL I was just gonna copy and paste... but I'm scared I might actually get banned!

Click at your own discretion.

http://www.rickroot.com/blog/1/2005/02/Top-25-Slogans-for-National-Condom-Week.cfm

 

[CichlidPharmer]

I got the following PM from one of the "ladies" here


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,




The Flu



Dang! and I thought it was a love letter