**FML Thread**

[iloveoscars702]

is that the actual worse part? or is it perhaps that no friends will come get you....FYL

well i dont drink. lol but my friends DO lol so im not tryiing to walk home in the middle of the night in Las Vegas. hahah

 

[MadBob]

I finally have a girl I've been seeing over for dinner we've been dating a while and things are going pretty good, and I'm an amazing cook, so I had to show off. I roasted cornish game hens with apple stuffing, a mushroom risotto, and steamed vegetables from the farmers market, it was going to be awesome, I had the timing perfect, everything was finishing cooking, she got to the door and rang the bell just after I pulled the hens to rest, I let her in we exchange pleasantries, she comments on how good everything smells and I see my dog trotting across the hallway proudly carrying one of the hens, I soon found the other mutilated on the floor being picked at by the cat... while I was cleaning the mess I spaced that the heat was still on the vegetables and rice and both got overcooked. I made burgers. fml

 

[iloveoscars702]

I finally have a girl I've been seeing over for dinner we've been dating a while and things are going pretty good, and I'm an amazing cook, so I had to show off. I roasted cornish game hens with apple stuffing, a mushroom risotto, and steamed vegetables from the farmers market, it was going to be awesome, I had the timing perfect, everything was finishing cooking, she got to the door and rang the bell just after I pulled the hens to rest, I let her in we exchange pleasantries, she comments on how good everything smells and I see my dog trotting across the hallway proudly carrying one of the hens, I soon found the other mutilated on the floor being picked at by the cat... while I was cleaning the mess I spaced that the heat was still on the vegetables and rice and both got overcooked. I made burgers. fml

Ooo. Man that sucks.

 

[princess]

daddy just bought me a car but he's like really annoying telling me i'm doing stuff wrong which I know I do wrong so I don't need telling, what an ass lol nothing really to get upset about? hmmmm

actually!!! I wanted a mercedes fml

 

[Neervana]

lost a channa micropeltes today. FML.

 

[Plec123]

I have $90 and my dad wont let me spend any of it on fish. Fml

i couldnt go to a football game friday night because of my stepmoms birthday party. Fml

however, the party ended up being a bit fun because i got to throw BOD and purell into a firepit

 

[iloveoscars702]

daddy just bought me a car but he's like really annoying telling me i'm doing stuff wrong which I know I do wrong so I don't need telling, what an ass lol nothing really to get upset about? hmmmm

actually!!! I wanted a mercedes fml

lol... bummer

lost a channa micropeltes today. FML.

aww really? im sorry to hear.

 

[HiImSean]

i have to pass one more class, 4490 Plant Physiology, to graduate with my BS in biology. we had our first test last week, the class average was a 58, i got a 50. FML. i have to get 100s on the rest of my labs and 70 or higher on my last two tests

 

[iloveoscars702]

i have to pass one more class, 4490 Plant Physiology, to graduate with my BS in biology. we had our first test last week, the class average was a 58, i got a 50. FML. i have to get 100s on the rest of my labs and 70 or higher on my last two tests

oouch... good luck.

 

[HiImSean]

oouch... good luck.

thanks, its not impossible but i just have to work my ass off. it sucks balancing 3 classes with 3 labs, 20+hours of work a week, trying to find a new place to live the same week as i graduate, and planning my wedding with my fiance