**FML Thread**

[12 Volt Man]

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on facebook for everyone to see. FML

hahahahahahahahaha I would commit sucicide lol

 

[iloveoscars702]

hahahahahahahahaha I would commit sucicide lol

haha

 

[iloveoscars702]

Here's one for you....I was just sitting down, watching Hannibal, and holding my female pastel ball python. I felt her go straight, and looked down at her. She just wanted to stretch out. I kept watching the movie, and then felt my chest start getting wet/warm. I looked down, and she is taking a crap on my chest while she freaking stares right at me. WTF. To make matters worse, I didn't want to move her, b/c all of her muscles were tense. I didn't want her to get hurt. So, I just sat there, watching my snake crap on my chest.


FML...

wow... lol

 

[iloveoscars702]

bump

 

[Diogenes]

alright so my mood has improved substantially, but last week, I got deathly ill, had to go to the ER, missed a week of class/clinical, got into a huge argument with my best friend over money, the scholarship I've received every year since I've been in school did not re-up this year (despite my GPA increasing from last semester), and when I started making up assignments my computer crashed...cost me 200$ to get my wedding pics and what not backed up...fml

 

[rmorse]

alright so my mood has improved substantially, but last week, I got deathly ill, had to go to the ER, missed a week of class/clinical, got into a huge argument with my best friend over money, the scholarship I've received every year since I've been in school did not re-up this year (despite my GPA increasing from last semester), and when I started making up assignments my computer crashed...cost me 200$ to get my wedding pics and what not backed up...fml

Weak.....Sorry man.

What college are you at?

 

[Diogenes]

Weak.....Sorry man.

What college are you at?

weak?

yeah maybe I should add the fact that the argument over money meant that I will now be foreclosing on a home I rent to that friend and filing bankruptcy, I may not be able to make up all the clinical hours I missed which means I'll have to repeat this course (I'm in my last semester of school, and I am supposed to graduate in december, now maybe May). The disease I had was possibly Dengue fever. Look up the symptoms and pathophysiology and you'll see that it's no picnic. Picked it up in Cambodia.

I go to Montgomery college in MD now, U of M in the fall to finish my BS, MS.

 

[rmorse]

weak?

yeah maybe I should add the fact that the argument over money meant that I will now be foreclosing on a home I rent to that friend and filing bankruptcy, I may not be able to make up all the clinical hours I missed which means I'll have to repeat this course (I'm in my last semester of school, and I am supposed to graduate in december, now maybe May). The disease I had was possibly Dengue fever. Look up the symptoms and pathophysiology and you'll see that it's no picnic. Picked it up in Cambodia.

I go to Montgomery college in MD now, U of M in the fall to finish my BS, MS.

Weak....like "sucks" or "blows". Not weak like "your story sucks". Well, your story does suck, but not in the sense that it is "not good enough to be a fml moment" or anything.


Anyway. I did the same road....MC then UMD. Make sure you take the next English after 101 at MC. Otherwise, you will have to take Eng 101 at UMD.

 

[Diogenes]

Weak....like "sucks" or "blows". Not weak like "your story sucks". Well, your story does suck, but not in the sense that it is "not good enough to be a fml moment" or anything.


Anyway. I did the same road....MC then UMD. Make sure you take the next English after 101 at MC. Otherwise, you will have to take Eng 101 at UMD.

yeah I'm good on all the credits. I started at UDC 3 years ago. I'm the RN nursing program. I graduate in Dec (hopefully), take my boards and work. The RN to BSN program is 2 semesters most of which i already have (been going year round for three years, almost out of financial aid, and I have WAY more credits than i need for an ASN). I'm planning on going right into grad school afterwards and pursuing a CRNA or NP certification. Looking at Hopkins, MD or Georgetown.

 

[lunk71]

yeah I'm good on all the credits. I started at UDC 3 years ago. I'm the RN nursing program. I graduate in Dec (hopefully), take my boards and work. The RN to BSN program is 2 semesters most of which i already have (been going year round for three years, almost out of financial aid, and I have WAY more credits than i need for an ASN). I'm planning on going right into grad school afterwards and pursuing a CRNA or NP certification. Looking at Hopkins, MD or Georgetown.

AWESOME!


I just hope the new handlebars look good on the Harley

other than that .. Im alive, and life is good!.