Here's my real entry. Which was of course a joke. But was submitted with my real address and picture.
"I remember it clearly. I was on a site called Monsterfishkeepers.com reading up on trickle systems when I spied a question from a new fish keeper asking about filter preferences. I had the first reply and I said that I think Penguin Filters were adequate for a new unexperienced fish keeper and that the bio-wheel, while gimmicky, was nearly foolproof.
Well let me tell you. The pros on that site ate me alive for daring to suggest anything other than an AC110 on this kids 10 gallon guppy tank.
After having the bio-wheel removed surgically from my ass and the "fish killer" tattoo burned off my forehead with a laser I come to you a changed man.
AQUACLEAR FTW!!!"