Friday Night! Good reasons to be sitting at home!

[GetInMahBellay]

I GOT NO FRIENDS

 

[GetInMahBellay]

11. Playing Married when the kids go to sleep.

Sounds like a good game to me!

 

[amehel0]

its saturday night fool!

 

[GetInMahBellay]

NO FOOL ITS SATURDAY MORNING!!!!

 

[PoopSmart]

16.) homework for your chemistry lab the next morning.



Lab Instructor is from Singapore so I will ask her to smuggle me an asian aro, or maybe just some really high quality flowerhorn fry (is the chines word for flowerhorns Luo Han?)


I told her I really wanted to make a facebook just to be friends with her and she told me she was going to now right all of her blogs in Chinese so I can't understand them.

 

[jloos1988]

15. 4:37 AM. Going to wake the old lady up and see if ....................she wants to fix me a sandwich. I know what you were thinking...but he!! I'm nearly 40.

sounds like someone needs the ol' viagraaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Kobeclone]

17.My entire family just died in a horrible car accident

 

[Behemoth]

sounds like someone needs the ol' viagraaaaaaaaaaa

There isn't a pill in this world to help a pissed off phillipino woman at 4 AM...Whatcha want me to do chunk em at her...

I was really wanting a sandwich cause I had worked up an appetitite but I was informed I could fix my own sandwich.....

 

[neoprodigy]

18. M.F.K.

 

[---XR---]

19- snow- EVERYWHERE!