funny customer
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concord said:I heard this 1 on thursday:
Why are my SFF kicking the sh1t out of each other?
:WTF: were they on about.... again a fat smelly woman with little kids -.-
Ha always the fat smelly women with 2 kids in a pram, 3 running about like lunatics and obviously another 3 on the way!!
I once had a customer ask me if "are my fish dying becuse they dont have any water?" 
I seriously wanted to kill her.
I seriously wanted to kill her.
Micky_Fahaka said:
Yeah its even worse when one of the kids comes running up saying mama I want this fishy as they have it in there hand!!!!!
vipergts75 said:I once had a customer ask me if "are my fish dying becuse they dont have any water?"
Tell them "No no no, they are dying because your retarded. Here why don't you go live in the local lake with out an oxygen tank and we'll see how you do. Have a nice day and please come again!"
Thats what I baically said lol. I looked at her and went "are you ****ting me?" Usually I am okay with stupid/ignorant customers, but this one was waaaaay over the top!! I was ticked off the whole day!
One guy throw a fit because I would not replace his 1.00 neon tetra. When i said, sir, a pH of 4 and a ton of Ammonia present is no good for them, he told me "i am a scientist and i know what i am doing!" - Riiiight, i asked him what pH stood for and he couldn't anwser me!
he threw a fit at my manager, then the assistant manager, then the store manager, we ended up almost having to call to have him removed!!!!
There are way to many stupid people out there.
One guy throw a fit because I would not replace his 1.00 neon tetra. When i said, sir, a pH of 4 and a ton of Ammonia present is no good for them, he told me "i am a scientist and i know what i am doing!" - Riiiight, i asked him what pH stood for and he couldn't anwser me!
he threw a fit at my manager, then the assistant manager, then the store manager, we ended up almost having to call to have him removed!!!!
There are way to many stupid people out there.
that's nuts!!!!
Battery acid and stomach acid are a Ph of 2!!!!
He must have tried to make his fish more shiny with soft scrub or something!
Battery acid and stomach acid are a Ph of 2!!!!
He must have tried to make his fish more shiny with soft scrub or something!
