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sour_girl

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married".

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
sour_girl said:
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married".

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.
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haha. i literally LOLed!
 
hahaha
i got a funny one
A women was pregnant with triplets. well she was pregnant she was shoot 3 times. she was ok and so were the kids. she had 2 girls and 1 boy. 16 years later one of the girls came up and said mom I peed out a bullet so the mom told her the story. then the next day the other girl came up and said mom i peed a bullet so she told her the story. and the next day the boy came up to the mom and the mom said ya i know you peed out a bullet. and he said no i was masturbating and i shot the dog. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
 
thats sounds like my house lol thats awsome thanks for shareing
 
what?

never mind i didnt see the answer - lol
 
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