Funny Joke

[cockroach]

what do you call a russian with three testicles?


Whodyanickabollockoff?

what do you call a dear with no eyes? no eye deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no eye deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or testicles? still no f#@king eye deer

 

[rhinod56]

lmao...nice

 

[sour_girl]

Thats funny!

 

[edotero]

Those were good.

 

[sour_girl]

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.....

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing. She felt that having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course...........

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing .. . . . . . . .






So they buried her.

 

[Mourinho18]

the only thing to do would be for darren to kill damian beforehand

 

[sour_girl]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's >Deputy.

The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he's sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign".

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the Law! License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"