Funny work quotes/stories?

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Does anyone have any funny quotes (what people said to u)/ stories from your work?

I have soo many, since my summer job is a deckhand for whale watching (100% tourists basically). Currently i unload commercial boats a at fish market.

I'll start

person- "look the otter is eating a turtle!!"
me- "yes thats common" (then coworker told them it was a clam :irked:)

man- "how much is the whale watching"
me- "$30"
man- "holy $##@! i would never pay that much, i could go watch my mother in law for free!"

person- "is that a natural jetty?"

Person- "LOOK A WHALE!" (pointing at bull kelp :))

man- "wow thats alot of fish, are there any left in the ocean?"

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

please share some!!! i will post more later, if there is already a thread like this going please direct me to it i could not find it.

:headbang2
 
A co-worker was going through a power point presentation last week for a staff meeting. Presentation was about Atlantic salmon. He said "I wrote this but, don't believe it."
 
spotfin;1358061; said:
A co-worker was going through a power point presentation last week for a staff meeting. Presentation was about Atlantic salmon. He said "I wrote this but, don't believe it."
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:hitting: keep em coming! :D
 
Peanut_Power;1358404; said:
Being an electrician, telling a new employee to get the wire stretcher from the truck is always enjoyable....
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LMAO that is always a good we.but where i'm at its a pipe stretcher.Always great when they go ask the plant or production manager for it.
 
Probably not work but in Science class, without fail, every week some ditz (A girl 99% of the time) will ask some utterly stupid question.

I remember the best is probably when this girl asked "Ya know how global warming is killing the atmosphere, well when there is a dead patch, is there no gravity?"

Another is "If the earth is spinning at 48 miles a second, how come we dont fly off?"

Also, "If we kept putting buildings on the earth, would it eventually colapse because of the weight?"
 
I used to work in a tool store customer said he was looking for a vice I said"Have you considered taking up drinking?"
Screwdriver tips used to be measured in "p" sizes customer asked if I had 2p so I told him "yes but I can wait for my break"
 
Mystix212;1358523; said:
Probably not work but in Science class, without fail, every week some ditz (A girl 99% of the time) will ask some utterly stupid question.

I remember the best is probably when this girl asked "Ya know how global warming is killing the atmosphere, well when there is a dead patch, is there no gravity?"

Another is "If the earth is spinning at 48 miles a second, how come we dont fly off?"

Also, "If we kept putting buildings on the earth, would it eventually colapse because of the weight?"
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wow the stupidity is unbelievable...

funny stories guys keep em coming!! :ROFL: :ROFL:
 
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