gomezladdams;1358551; said:I used to work in a tool store customer said he was looking for a vice I said"Have you considered taking up drinking?"
Screwdriver tips used to be measured in "p" sizes customer asked if I had 2p so I told him "yes but I can wait for my break"
Took me a little bit to get it, but I finally got it.


I deal with many dumb blondes at my school I'll try to remember some dumb quotes.