Crap!....okay, let me do some sweet talking to the wife. Do you know someone who might be able to ship?
Unfortunately I don't off-hand. My LFS has 02 and bags but I'd be a little nervous shipping something like this with no experience.
On the bright side, I might be able to keep running the tank at 50% and maybe keep a few of my fish in it. Maybe I can do something cool like set up a biope with some mangroves and some basking area for a turtle or something.