GOSH!! I hate when you do that.. !!!

[ballinouttacntrol]

when my dad leaves his beard hairs on the sink...i accidently got a bunch of those prickly things in my nads one time...sucks

not that weird...

keep your junk off the bathroom counter then!

 

[tonyis]

When I bring other girls home

 

[Mad About Cichlids]

i think this will stop bothering you when you start using your own brush

My hair is not long enough to use a brush, just wish she would clean it more often.

 

[dbD1nonly]

A girlfriend's over, we're having "personal time" in my room, and all of a sudden my bird starts screaming, "MA MA! MA MA! MAMA CHRISTOPHER! MA MA! MAAAA!!!! MAMA!!!"

Huge mood killer.

+1 Sometimes being single can be entertaining with a african grey around. He has ran 2 ladies out of my house that i can think of during sexy time. Simply by talking like my ex's voice. But what i cant figure if its the voice of what he says yet that runs them off lol. I guess some woman dont like to be talked to dirty by a female voice.

 

[fishmamma]

When I bring other girls home

Maybe you should elaborate a little more on this one .. Who doesn't like when you bring other girls home??

 

[fishmamma]

+1 Sometimes being single can be entertaining with a african grey around. He has ran 2 ladies out of my house that i can think of during sexy time. Simply by talking like my ex's voice. But what i cant figure if its the voice of what he says yet that runs them off lol. I guess some woman dont like to be talked to dirty by a female voice.

That is kinda freaky!!!


And that's right 'some'!!!

 

[SumoNinja]

My hair is not long enough to use a brush, just wish she would clean it more often.

i was just messing with you, my wife's brush is like that too but it don't bug me because i dont' use it so why would it bother me? but that's just me

Maybe you should elaborate a little more on this one .. Who doesn't like when you bring other girls home??

again,................ hot

 

[david yurik]

shes late everywhere she goes. makes me insane

then i have to hear "i really don't want to be late"

yes you do thats why your late to EEVVERRRRYYYYTHHHIIINNNGG!!! if you wanted to be on time you would.

in her defense i'm anal about being punctual. i go everywhere early. being in the service industry working with customers i have to be on time all the time. i just can't take being late.

dave

 

[Kcameron]

shes late everywhere she goes. makes me insane

then i have to hear "i really don't want to be late"

yes you do thats why your late to EEVVERRRRYYYYTHHHIIINNNGG!!! if you wanted to be on time you would.

in her defense i'm anal about being punctual. i go everywhere early. being in the service industry working with customers i have to be on time all the time. i just can't take being late.

dave

+1 x 789098!

I even started leaving to meet her late and she late to being late...how does that happen allll the time?

 

[dbD1nonly]

Yea i was never a fan of always being late. I used to give a time we had to be somewhere like 30-hour before and we would still be late. If the bird would have learned the phase hurry the hell up.