First of all, the term 'midget' is degrading. Let that midget, I mean 'little person,' work that poll with dignity, Dang nammit!

Soooo, anyways....
And, yeah as for this first one:
I think I'm gonna go cry now, and sit in the shower for the next few hours hoping to wash away the memory of her big, fake, hard t***ies almost popping as she turned her chest into a six pack.
Who knew Gr8 was keeping those kinds of monsters in his basement? Really, you should bring them to the next meet. I mean most of us here at MFK are into weird looking gigantic monster, but I think you might take first prize with that one!