BWAHAHAHA!!!! I have a good one for you guys.
My uncle Sam (yes, he has white hair, used to have a beard, and is tall and skinny) was friends with this guy who owned a limo and hearse company. He was scheduled for a wedding and a funeral on the same day. Needless to say, a hectic schedule frayed his nerves a bit and he drove the hearse to the wedding and the limo to the funeral. Guess where the bride sat?