For some time now my wife has been showing signs of the onset of the menopause. I did some research and imagine my utter delight when I saw that one of the symptoms is memory loss and concentration issues. My wife has always said, "no more big tanks", so i thought i'd selfishly put this claim to the test and try and benefit from her unfortunate cerebral incapacity!
Whilst we were having our tea last night I mustered as much courage as I could and just boldly spat it out....
"Love, do you remember last year when you said I could get another tank once the covid thing is over, well i've been pricing some up and..........."
"WHAT!" she said, looking at me incredulously, with a big red head from one of her sudden hot flushes, "And when exactly did I come out with that crap?".
"Well, er, it was....."
She cut me dead there and the rest of what she said can't be printed for risk of a life ban from the forum!
I can state right now, with a very high degree of certainty that my wife might very well be going through the menopause but she has most definitely dodged the memory loss bullet!
Whilst we were having our tea last night I mustered as much courage as I could and just boldly spat it out....
"Love, do you remember last year when you said I could get another tank once the covid thing is over, well i've been pricing some up and..........."
"WHAT!" she said, looking at me incredulously, with a big red head from one of her sudden hot flushes, "And when exactly did I come out with that crap?".
"Well, er, it was....."
She cut me dead there and the rest of what she said can't be printed for risk of a life ban from the forum!
I can state right now, with a very high degree of certainty that my wife might very well be going through the menopause but she has most definitely dodged the memory loss bullet!
