Happy Birthday, Ewurm!
- Thread starter Lupin
- Start date
Hmmm......how old ye be eh? Very cool man! Congratulations on being the oldest you've ever been before! SCORE!! HAPPY BURP DAY!!
I want to thank everyone who has and will continue to make this holiday special for me. Every year I feel joy and a bit of sadness for this event. While it's an honor to share my holiday with true American Heroes Neoprodigy and Bob Barker, I also have to share it with buttheads like Frank Sinatra and Hank Williams III. It saddens me further that on average, one out of every 365 people intrudes on my special day. This thread is just one of many wonderful gifts I've been showered with today. My favorites: A new typewriter, a cheese wheel, and a Sally Field autographed copy of "Not Without My Daughter" on DVD. Thanks to everyone for making the first half of my birthday great!
HAPPY BDAY EWURM.
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Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new prescription
Bullet in a ****ing gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
wooooh Dethklok !!!
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Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new prescription
Bullet in a ****ing gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
wooooh Dethklok !!!
