Have you ever thrown a shoe at another person?

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Let's try and keep this thread more on the enjoyment of throwing shoes.
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I used to through shoes at my brothers. I was the youngest one. They kick the crap out of me all the time. I would tell my dad and all he would is laugh. I was 16teen and the one that was 21 suckered punch me and knock me down. I got up and hit him 4 straight times and knock him out. I went into the house and told my mom To go pick him up and take him to the hospital. No more shoes,brooms,arrows,pellet guns.
 
lol that austin powers vid is hilarious
 
so i wonder what type of shoe flies through the air better?

crocs are light, fluffy and have holes for air to pass through... flip flops are lightweight and aerodynamic-. boots are heavy and sortof fly like a boomarang...and would make an audatory "slap!" upside the neck or head..

id throw something with some weight to it. like a jungle boot or one of my worn out leather combat boots i wore for years. if you hit someone with the sole smacking their face it would put a good tread mark there..

and if you hit them JUST right, i bet you can get the size of the shoe to show on their skin..

things to ponder..
 
I've thrown shoes at friends when they are snoring way too loud. Size 15's will wake you up fast.
 
flip flops are like throwing knives. perfect for slinging at people
 
Brand new shoes hurt the worst. High heels: wow. My mother hit my in the forehead once with high heels on accident. I only cried for three hours, and then I went to water my spice garden with my tears. Then flip-flops, since they slice through the air. Then misc. shoes, like old shoes, crocs, and stuff like that.
 
Only professionals should launch shoes. It takes years of training!

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