Have you ever

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nope never had the guts to do that but did push my friend into the staff ladies bathroom once

have you ever tried typing using your toes ?
 
no, but i can pick stuff up with them

have you ever worn shoes on the wrong foot?
 
No but I've worn ones that were too big. I laughed as I looked down...All I could think of was "footloose"

Ever ate one of your aquarium fish after it died?
 
thought about it but no... too much work not enough meat
any one else ever eat em?
 
I'm wondering myself..... If you can I feel like I just hit the jackpot.

I'm toolin through the freezer yesterday and I have come to the conclusion my fish have taken over my life. They have taken my paychecks, my house, my food, are the only friends I have, and now they occupy 100% of my freezer. The ONLY thing in my freezer is fishfood and a bag of dead fish.... a lot of em. Pretty sad that a normal person looks in my freezer and a big grin comes across thier face...."man I love shrimp." I look in there see 4lbs of shrimp and I don't smile. I calmly think why the F&CK do you lil ungratefull bastids get to eat better than I do?
 
have you ever had a tank leak upstairs and find your drywall ceiling downstaris wet?
 
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