Have you ever

[BIGgourami]

no, have you every artificially inseminated a 2000 pound cow???

A) no
B) it wasn't artificial
and C) stop talking about my wife that way

have you ever eaten non-food vegitation?

 

[Onion01]

yes, oak tree leaves. Scratched up my throat

Have you ever stolen a kid's candy?

 

[BIGgourami]

that question is so vague, it doesn't take into account what kind of candy it is.. if anyone's looking..... in either case i certainly wouldn't harm the child

no

have you ever seen a bald eagle?

 

[Onion01]

that question is so vague, it doesn't take into account what kind of candy it is.. if anyone's looking..... in either case i certainly wouldn't harm the child

no

have you ever seen a bald eagle?

LMAO!!! NIXON LMAO!!! Good to know other people appreciate futurama

yes, i've seen a bald eagle

ever met a famous actor?

 

[BIGgourami]

david koechner

he played champ in anchorman

 

[BIGgourami]

sorry, uh... have you ever gotten your tongue stuck to a pole?

 

[Lady G]

OMG, NO

Have you jumped off the roof of your garage...just because

 

[BIGgourami]

OMG, NO!

ugh......pass...

 

[Lady G]

OMG, NO!

ugh......pass...

Have you ever bite a monkey

 

[BIGgourami]

still no, you ever get totally rejected by someone (datewise i mean)