Heard any new jokes lately?

[kissme_419]

You know it's been a while since i heard any really good jokes. Has anyone heard any funny jokes lately.

 

[Oddball]

How about one of your own to start your thread off?

 

[stotty]

Got 100s as oddball said you start the ball rolling

 

[kissme_419]

How does michael jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

 

[kissme_419]

What's bill clinton's idea of safe sex?

When hilary is out of town.

 

[importracer]

o.k., my turn....One day I was walking to work...Some woman asked me for the time...Me being in a rushed mood, I replied, "Sorry, I'm not from here." wacka-wacka-wacka

 

[stotty]

2 fish in a tank one turns to the other and asks how the hell we are going to drive this thing.

 

[js302]

What is the similarity between richard hammond and elton john?

...they both have skidmarks on their helmet!

 

[BDawg364]

Here's a lame one i heard in class:

Two muffins are baking in an oven, one muffin says "man its hot in here, the other says "HOLY **** A TALKING MUFFIN!"

(EDITED: poorly disguised profanity is also not allowed on MFK- Oddball)

 

[stotty]

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.


What fish are musical?
Tuna fish.



What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather