Heard any new jokes lately?

[kissme_419]

How many add kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

 

[stotty]

How do you stick down an envelope under the water?
With a seal.

 

[amesbien]

Q) What do u call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A) A pouch potato!

Q) What the difference between a catholic priest and acne?

A) Acne does cum on your face till your 14!
(i know it's a bit crude)

Q) When geese fly in V's how come one side is longer?

A) Cause there more geese on one side!

 

[Oddball]

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[scott g]

A woman goes into a deli and asks the proprieter if he has any dates and he tells her "no lady I don't have any dates", so she asks him if he had any nuts? and he says "Lady if I had nuts I'd have dates".

 

[kissme_419]

A woman goes into a deli and asks the proprieter if he has any dates and he tells her "no lady I don't have any dates", so she asks him if he had any nuts? and he says "Lady if I had nuts I'd have dates".

That's cute. I like it.

 

[Plumber]

How many little goth kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None..........DARKNESS PREVAILS !!

 

[scott g]

That's cute. I like it.

Thanx, I think so.

 

[kissme_419]

How many little goth kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None..........DARKNESS PREVAILS !!

lol. That ones funny.

 

[PhullTank57]

Two blondes went out fishing one afternoon... why were they using magnets for bait?

Somebody had told them there were steelheads in the water?!!


And since it's Halloween... How do you get a witch pregnant?

You F*CK her?!!