Open a can of tuna fish and put it somewhere in his car on a hot day. It never fails!
You could also mase the toilet seat, lol!
You could also mase the toilet seat, lol!
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toehead11183;1173250; said:
To Antique: Get a handful of flour and toss it in his face while he's sleeping.. gives an "antique" look..
I vote for metal trash can, shibby load of small fireworks in it, and toss a match in..
*KrAmEr*;1174187; said:Do the old teabag trick and take a picture
if thats the same teabaging im thinking of you cant do that to your father. LOL
Get a fan and baby powder and cover the room. My 11 year old cousin did this about 2 weeks ago. Trying to make a fog machine
Covers the room and takes for every to clean up.
Covers the room and takes for every to clean up.
I was just gonna say, be nic to him and let him have a few beers. Go to the toilet and carefully place gladwrap over the bowl, so there arent any seams. it'll fail if there are. He then lifts the seat up (If there are ladies in the house), pulls out his noodle, and wizzes all over the joint.
Hard candy (like a jolly rancher) in the shower head is fun. The warm water dissolves the candy and leaves the person sticky. Makes the towel lint stick to them as they're trying to dry off, too.
There's also Ora-jel spread on the rim off a drink bottle/can/glass/whatever. By the time they realize there's something on it their lips are numb and they're drooling all over the place.
Now if you're real good there's the old "Spark plug wire in the driver's seat" trick. Basically you run a good length of spark plug wire from the coil of the engine into the car and up into the drivers seat with the end of it just under the upholstery. When they start the car, they get zapped in the arse (or the unmentionables if you place it just right). It sucks. And sometimes their car won't start.
Good luck, and let us know how things go.
There's also Ora-jel spread on the rim off a drink bottle/can/glass/whatever. By the time they realize there's something on it their lips are numb and they're drooling all over the place.
Now if you're real good there's the old "Spark plug wire in the driver's seat" trick. Basically you run a good length of spark plug wire from the coil of the engine into the car and up into the drivers seat with the end of it just under the upholstery. When they start the car, they get zapped in the arse (or the unmentionables if you place it just right). It sucks. And sometimes their car won't start.
Good luck, and let us know how things go.
