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Princley

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this family lived on a farm, and they had woke up early to do their daily work
the farther gets up walks down the staris and kick the cat off the stair a goes out to plow the feilds. Mom tell Jr to go do his morning work before breakfast
Jr being mad grba the chicken feed and goes to feed the chickens when doing so he give the chicken a few good swift kicks.. then grabs the pig chow and before feeding the pig kick him as well..moves on to milk the cow and gives her a few good kicks as well.. Jr returns to eat his breakfast and in front of him is a bowl of dry cereal, and every one else is eating eggs bacon ..drinking milk, He says mom wheres my eggs and bacon and milk. his mom replyed Jr i saw u kick all the pig the cow and the chicken so you will not beable to have any for that today Jr all mad jumps up and said OH ya i saw DAD kick the CAT this morning!
 
Princley said:
this family lived on a farm, and they had woke up early to do their daily work
the farther gets up walks down the staris and kick the cat off the stair a goes out to plow the feilds. Mom tell Jr to go do his morning work before breakfast
Jr being mad grba the chicken feed and goes to feed the chickens when doing so he give the chicken a few good swift kicks.. then grabs the pig chow and before feeding the pig kick him as well..moves on to milk the cow and gives her a few good kicks as well.. Jr returns to eat his breakfast and in front of him is a bowl of dry cereal, and every one else is eating eggs bacon ..drinking milk, He says mom wheres my eggs and bacon and milk. his mom replyed Jr i saw u kick all the pig the cow and the chicken so you will not beable to have any for that today Jr all mad jumps up and said OH ya i saw DAD kick the CAT this morning!

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
 
i dunno, that ending was a bit awkward and ruined the joke
 
Fry said:
i dunno, that ending was a bit awkward and ruined the joke


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