heres a joke
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class joke init, it always comes out when im in a party an every1 is drunk... never fails to get a laugh! there is always some dippy so an so who sits there 4 10 min wonderin wot ur goin on about tho, thats wot always cracks me up haha!
lmao so daam truejayclarke said:class joke init, it always comes out when im in a party an every1 is drunk... never fails to get a laugh! there is always some dippy so an so who sits there 4 10 min wonderin wot ur goin on about tho, thats wot always cracks me up haha!
Wot do u call a Big Cloud who marries loads of little Clouds?
A Big Mist!!!
OK ill stop now while im ahead lol.
A Big Mist!!!
OK ill stop now while im ahead lol.
Princley said:
OK! But not in the same league as the Cloud joke haha!
my minds gone ded now, the jokes flow out when ive had a drink......... not sayin much about my social skills lol.
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?"
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm Getting a tetanus shot."
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?"
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm Getting a tetanus shot."
