Here's my attempt to jump over to the salt side...

[Heathd]

Just say no to hermits!

 

[FLESHY]

Heath. Bluelegs couldnt do any harm if they tried.

 

[Heathd]

Heath. Bluelegs couldnt do any harm if they tried.

I know, but you should still say no to hermits.

I actually have some blue legs right now, and they are the most mild mannered ones of the bunch, but they still bulldoze from time to time.

 

[FLESHY]

How does something that is smaller than your pinky nail bulldoze heath?

I think youre a hermaphobe.