How do you fall asleep?
- Thread starter Columbian Shark Catfish
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I roll back and forth and do my best to fall asleep on my left side like you're supposed to for heart health, but often end up laying on the riskier right side anyway.
In order for me to fall asleep, I first have to stand in front of a mirror and swear at myself for several hours, pointing out all of my flaws. I follow this with cups of water to the face and short butt drags across the floor, not unlike a dog would do to address a rectal itch. Afterwords, I crawl into bed and curl up into the fetal position, hugging my knees gently. I then let out short, child like whimpers, followed by long moans of despair. After doing this for about thirty minutes, I proceed to scream and cry loudly until I pass out in exhaustion. This is a good day.
lmao some nice answers haha.
I sleep on my right side... but lately I ve been sleeping on my left side... then even more lately on my back cuse my left shoulder is killing me.... and then when I wake up (esp. when I sleep on my side(s) ) my shoulder really kills me
there's no escape.
I sleep on my right side... but lately I ve been sleeping on my left side... then even more lately on my back cuse my left shoulder is killing me.... and then when I wake up (esp. when I sleep on my side(s) ) my shoulder really kills me
there's no escape.
Camshaft Ramrod;4618409; said:
Sounds relaxing.
You should make one of those yoga videos with this method.
