How dumb do they think people are?

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Petstores label common things all wooky, like they picked up a thesaurus, blindfolded the manager, and handed him/her a pin, and opened it up to random pages and VIOLA!! A "scientifical naming device!!"

Spooky Devil Puncher? Sounds great!! How about $21.99?
 
Spooky Devil Puncher $21.99?

are you crazy with a name like that youd be crazy to sell it for anything less then 30$!
 
Sushi, can i steal that and put it in my signature? I laughed for about 5 minutes and couldn't breathe when i read it.

On second thought I'm just gonna steal it and credit you. (is that still stealing?) . PM me if you want it gone.
 
Please steal away!! I was in a goofy mood when I wrote it, and I'm quite pleased with the results!! :D

I'm sure it'll still be funny for the rest of us who have read it!! :D

Sean-820: It's on sale!! They weren't moving off the shelves fast enough, since everybody thinks that they ATTRACT devils!! Silly hoomans!!
 
heres one for ya. my lfs had a tank full of adult rbps and they named them ruby pirahnas. i went in a week later and most of the ps were still there but this time they were labled red throated pirahnas. do they not understand that the pygo family has 4 kinds and not 30. they are idiots who make up there own names for the hope of turning them over faster. rip offffffffs
 
That's exactly what we're saying!!

they take a thesaurus, blindfold the manager, open a page, and whatever words the pin hits (whether it makes sense or not) that's it's name!!
 
Okay guys I just moved my Crimson "armageddon" Pearl piranhas into my tank with the tester fish. Hope they make it through the night!
 
LFS are morons, they feed people so much bull**** that we start to crave it. It has gotten to the point that i research everything i buy from them before even asking the employees, and then i just smile and nodd while listening to the stupid ramblings of an ignorant lfs employee, trying to sound like he/she knows what they are talking about.
 
No kidding, Thedude!! Ours don't even TRY to tell me anything anymore. I'm currently very angry with our petstore!

They had one of their critters in bad conditions, I talked to them about it, they changed for the good, and when I went in there the other night, they were crappy again!! I about blew up, standing in the middle of the flippin store!!

Unfortunately that's the only place that sells Whip's blackwater, so I still have to shop there. If it weren't for him, I'd boycott!!
 
Spooky Devil Puncher $21.99?
jesus for that price ill take 4...
that was pretty funny
 
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