HOW MANY RAYS HAVE YOU MURDERED?
- Thread starter freshwaterstingrays
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ya know,
i was never going to post in this section until i came to grips with myself...
I am embarased at this failed attempt tho i feel it is urgent to share my frustration.......
The other day my male motoro (argus) and I got into some words, you know... the usual....
ME- "when are you gonna start gettin it on with ella(female ray)?????"
Argus- "when you put another sweet polkadot pancake in here with us, the real kind
"
Me- "you know i cant afford that!!"
"A fully mature female leo!! HA!"
Argus- "whatever...no babies for you."
"by the way the aro keeps takin my food, trade him for a hot leo!
By this time i was getting a little upset at him as i cut up the shrimp pieces I was feeding at the time.
Me- "you may have big TWO big claspers and a stinger,
but you are not the one who gets the say! I DO!"
Argus- "oh yeah!"
" I forgot about the double clasper envy..
"
" I've seen you getting out of the shower from here, you know...
when you leave the door open..."
Me- "YOU SHUT YOUR
SLIT FOR A MOUTH!!!"
Argus- "Yes, I have been meaning to ask,
What is it like to have only one BIG clasper????
wned:
At this point; amongst his sneering laughter i was so enraged
I lifted the shrimp knife and began to lower it into the water nice and slow....
my mind raced with images of stingray parts floating in the water,
but first things first.... He will soon know what it truly is like to have only one BIG clasper.
...
At that moment my wife returned home...
Wife- "what are you doing naked with the shrimp knife in the 300 gallon?!?
Argus-
Me-
Wife- "get down from there!"
Me- Im sorry... I... um.... I... was..making sure the algae problem never comes back......yeah
Argus-
Wife- "put some clothes on and
"
Me- ok...
..
THE END
I will succeed in murdering him one of these days..........
i was never going to post in this section until i came to grips with myself...
I am embarased at this failed attempt tho i feel it is urgent to share my frustration.......
The other day my male motoro (argus) and I got into some words, you know... the usual....
ME- "when are you gonna start gettin it on with ella(female ray)?????"
Argus- "when you put another sweet polkadot pancake in here with us, the real kind
"Me- "you know i cant afford that!!"
"A fully mature female leo!! HA!"
Argus- "whatever...no babies for you."
"by the way the aro keeps takin my food, trade him for a hot leo!
By this time i was getting a little upset at him as i cut up the shrimp pieces I was feeding at the time.
Me- "you may have big TWO big claspers and a stinger,
but you are not the one who gets the say! I DO!"Argus- "oh yeah!"
" I forgot about the double clasper envy..
"" I've seen you getting out of the shower from here, you know...
when you leave the door open..."
Me- "YOU SHUT YOUR
SLIT FOR A MOUTH!!!" Argus- "Yes, I have been meaning to ask,
What is it like to have only one BIG clasper????
wned:At this point; amongst his sneering laughter i was so enraged
I lifted the shrimp knife and began to lower it into the water nice and slow....
my mind raced with images of stingray parts floating in the water,
but first things first
.... He will soon know what it truly is like to have only one BIG clasper....At that moment my wife returned home...
Wife- "what are you doing naked with the shrimp knife in the 300 gallon?!?
Argus-
Me-
Wife- "get down from there!"
Me- Im sorry... I... um.... I... was..making sure the algae problem never comes back...
...yeahArgus-
Wife- "put some clothes on and
"Me- ok...
..THE END
I will succeed in murdering him one of these days..........
