How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey

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chrisb01

chrisb01

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Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself o pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 16: Turk the carvey
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 
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That recipe seems a little light in the whiskey though. :cheers:
 
darth pike said:
That recipe seems a little light in the whiskey though. :cheers:
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You might be right there; you can always use Bacardi 151 proof instead, that will do the trick for sure... But don't get too close to the oven, you might catch on fire... LOL
 
been roughly 10 years for me. I can't take it straight

need to chase with orange juice

alrighty, i'm outta here, ok then ba-bye
 
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