How To Deal With Bad Roomies

[Death Pony]

replace Visine with Super Glue.



I'm kidding Don't do that!!!

OMG!!!!! That's horrible but really funny!!!!

My new roommate and I are planning a few things before the semester ends. 1) fill our hall director's room with paper cut-out figures, mostly Stormtroopers and wait to see his reaction when he steps into his office. This is more complex than I feel like typing.

2) Get everyone in our hall to inflate 10 balloons everyday for one week. Then we all push the balloons into the hall at the same time and close our doors.

 

[Mystus Redtail]

I hope no one recreates that buttered floor, but it was really funny. I like the balloon idea, when we were freshmen, many moons ago. A bunch of guys from my floor put duct tape over the doorway of our RA's room while he was at class, it was like 6 layers thick. You could run down the hall and bounce off from it. He was a good sport and got a laugh out of it.

 

[kusojijii]

when I had a roommate we did simple fun things to each other like drink all the Mt Dew in a 3 liter, replace with colored water

once I taped a picture of the face from the Exorcist to his bathroom mirror so it was at eye level when he turned the light on:

 

[kendog1]

visine to super glue, im sure there is someone stupid enough out there to try that, but hopefully not

 

[n0zqh]

that has got to be hard on the elbows.

 

[stingray man]

I think it was staged or else that guy likes running every where

 

[ewurm]

I put cayenne pepper in my roomies protein powder in college. The look on his face was priceless!

 

[sirdavidofdiscus]

I once repacked my old roommate's lunch with an apple out of the compost. Kept the good one that he orginally packed for himself. Only one side was rotten he didn't notice till he bit it.

 

[Z Trip]

That was halarious. I'm watching a whole bunch of tuff now.

Z

 

[schaadrak]

That was great. I lol'ed so hard I woke up the baby.

My roommate put Jollyranchers in the shower head. That sucked. I retaliated by putting dry ice and water in three 2L bottles in his room at four in the morning.