How to get perma banned from Cleverbot...

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During our conversation, it said it was a racist hipster that really hates beyonce. :(
 
it told me it was god and i was micheal his angel lol
 
There goes the rest of my day...

[h=2]User: Whats a phone.[/h]Cleverbot: I said fine, not phone.

[h=3]User: No, what is a phone, you jerk.[/h]Cleverbot: You are a phone.

[h=4]User: I'm a fish keeper, not a phone.[/h]Cleverbot: Why not?

User: If I'm a phone, you're an anwsering machine.

Cleverbot: If I'm a chicken then you're a borg.

User: If I'm a borg, than you're a whore.

Cleverbot: True- we are programmed by society.

User: Society is just an excuse for the lazy.

Cleverbot: I have stated SOOTH.

User: What is SOOTH?

Cleverbot: It's really good to leave in society but your mind is surfing on internet, that's amazing.
 
User: Do you like boys, or girls?

Cleverbot: Girls.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: They are hot.

User: What about the ugly ones?

Cleverbot: Just a coincidence.

User: Are you sure you've never been hogging?

Cleverbot: I never said I have never lied.
 
This is fun...

User: How many kids do you have?

Cleverbot: I live with my parents.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I live in pennsylvania.

User: Where's that?

Cleverbot: Do not you know it is that? Oh, my God in Europe.
 
User: Have you ever seen 2 girls one cup?

Bot: Yes

User: what were your thoughts on that?

Bot: Life?

User: No

Bot: Double bypass heart attack

User: That makes no sense

Bot: yes it does

User: Your mama maybe

Bot:Yes I would elaborate on your fine-ness
 
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