A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay, Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town.
People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied. 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,'
explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled, and she almost fell off. My wife looked down
at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife
quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver
from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you crazy!?' She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.'
in Montego Bay, Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town.
People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied. 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,'
explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled, and she almost fell off. My wife looked down
at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
'We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife
quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver
from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you crazy!?' She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.'
