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Again?

Reminds me in IT class there's one guy who has struggled with health all his life. The one day he went to hospital because he suspected his lung was collapsing. When I broke the news to the class his one friend was "Again??"

(Luckily it had not collapsed and he was okay)
 
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Again?

Reminds me in IT class there's one guy who has struggled with health all his life. The one day he went to hospital because he suspected his lung was collapsing. When I broke the news to the class his one friend was "Again??"

(Luckily it had not collapsed and he was okay)
I'm glad he was ok.

I said again because ive already been this week. My sister's cat tripped me when i was at her house. I fell down a few stairs onto a concrete floor. Smashed my knee, bashed my sun glasses into my face which blacked my eye. ...I'm a mess
 
hello; Sorry to inject a joke amid your suffering. The joke implies my finger was in my nose when I got punched.
Its ok. All in good fun. I was on pain meds last night and a bit out of it. Sorry I didn't get the joke the first time
 
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Redfish works. I haven't had my nose broken yet but i did have a tooth knocked out in a bar fight when i was in the navy. (I didn't start the fight. I was an innocent bystander who caught a pool cue to the grill)

Having your nose busted must've hurt really bad but at least you can lie to impress women with battles scars lol.
Barfight, navy, pool que, forensics, your such a badass. That’s awesome.

Surprisingly it didn’t hurt as bad as you would think. I’m not a lie to impress people kind of guy, and yes I’m a straight up hetero. I’m more of a do stupid **** to make her laugh kinda guy, than lie guy.
 
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hello; Sorry to inject a joke amid your suffering. The joke implies my finger was in my nose when I got punched.
Its ok. All in good fun. I was on pain meds last night and a bit out of it. Sorry I didn't get the joke the first time
Barfight, navy, pool que, forensics, your such a badass. That’s awesome.

Surprisingly it didn’t hurt as bad as you would think. I’m not a lie to impress people kind of guy, and yes I’m a straight up hetero. I’m more of a do stupid **** to make her laugh kinda guy, than lie guy.
I am soooo not a bad ass. Im more of a clumsy, nerdy dork who is often in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
How'd you get bit by the softshell.

Broken bones so far:
Collar bone (turtle hunt accident)
Toe
Ribs
Hand bones(turned to powder by dog bite)
Nose (to many times).
 
How'd you get bit by the softshell.

Broken bones so far:
Collar bone (turtle hunt accident)
Toe
Ribs
Hand bones(turned to powder by dog bite)
Nose (to many times).
I have one which was surrendered to me from an owner who was neglecting it. Its a small Florida softshell, only as big as my hand. I've got it back in better shape but i had to handle him the otherday to give him an injection of antibiotics. I have plans this spring to take him to FL this coming spring amd give him to a rehab friend down there. He specializes in FL native reptiles.
 
I have one which was surrendered to me from an owner who was neglecting it. Its a small Florida softshell, only as big as my hand. I've got it back in better shape but i had to handle him the otherday to give him an injection of antibiotics. I have plans this spring to take him to FL this coming spring amd give him to a rehab friend down there. He specializes in FL native reptiles.
That's cool, softshell are always awesome, got any pics?
 
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