I found candiru for sale.

[fishhead0103666]

I volunteer Deadliestviper7

 

[Kittiee Katt]

New competition time.
Put 10 in a bathtub then put on a blindfold and climb in, whoever gets the most surgically removed at the end of the week wins a cap.
Who wants to go first?

Omg my housemate and I were only talking about this the other day and saying that it would be a better idea than that eating soap challenge the kids were all doing a while ago because at least this...

...would be entertaining for the nurse who had to count them.


Nice to know I'm not the only one thinking of ways to harm the youth lol

 

[fishhead0103666]

My peers are stupid enough to eat tide pods so I'm sure they would take to "the penis fish challenge".

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I volunteer Deadliestviper7

I do NOT volunteer as tribute
lol I might keep them, but they aren't going near my twinky!

How about using them in swimming pools to keep people from peeing in pools?

 

[Ogertron3000]

I agree, he started this thread, let him lead by example!

 

[Ogertron3000]

Omg my housemate and I were only talking about this the other day and saying that it would be a better idea than that eating soap challenge the kids were all doing a while ago because at least this...

...would be entertaining for the nurse who had to count them.


Nice to know I'm not the only one thinking of ways to harm the youth lol

I think if someone actually did it and posted it online then it would actually become a trend.
Then again, hearing about what some of the late teens/early 20s I know have been getting up to on tinder and at the festivals these past few weeks they are already excelling at stupid and dangerous behaviour.
A few catfish up the spout wouldn't be such a stretch.

 

[Kittiee Katt]

I think if someone actually did it and posted it online then it would actually become a trend.
Then again, hearing about what some of the late teens/early 20s I know have been getting up to on tinder and at the festivals these past few weeks they are already excelling at stupid and dangerous behaviour.
A few catfish up the spout wouldn't be such a stretch.

Yeah, my housemates brother came around the other day to see if either of us wanted to try roofies. My instant response "why the bleep would I want to roofie myself?" My housemates response "isn't that a date rape drug? Why on earth would I want to take that?"

My ex brother in law had a friend who died because he tied a push bike to himself and rode off a jetty into water with a strong undercurrent, the bike dragged him down.
One of my ex's died jumping off of a bridge into the river below during winter when the temperature was less than 3°c.

I'm fully aware that the younger gen (my gen and below) aren't always the brightest haha

 

[burntrubber]

If this fish gets into the market, then there will be a 100% certainty someone will try it.

 

[CarpCharacin]

What would be funny would be to stock natural ponds where people go swimming with candirus as a prank.

 

[fishhead0103666]

Lawsuit waiting to happen.
What I’m suprised is that there has not been an incident (as far as I know) where some drunk guy is admitted into a hospital after swimming with candiru for money.