I Hate Squirrels....do you? (You Better!)

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What I want as a pet is one of the giant Asian flying squirrels (genera Eupetaurus and Petaurista). These things are raccoon-sized and can glide hundreds of feet.
 
The only good squirrel is in a stew. Damn pests.

They breed like crazy in an urban environment because there is no predation, and food galore.

If only I could shoot them legally in the city limits...

I can't feed them, trap them, or do anything to them actually via city ordinances. However, should I have an issue where one makes it into my garage, it will be leaving in a bag.

I grew up out in the country, and we had squirrel issues at times. The resolution was a .22 round to the head. Short, simple, and the offenders never came back. If only we did the same thing with the habitual criminals. :naughty:
 
I don't mind them but my wife is deathly afraid of them. She might be able to beat U Bolt in the 100 if there was one behind her.
 
How can you hate squirrel. They are delicious especially lightly breaded then fried.:)
 
Theyre good BB gun targets as well. But i only shoot em if my dads friend wants em... He likes to eat them.
 
Destroyer551;3362179; said:
Wish I had money for a gun. :(
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DIY sling shot! :D
 
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