I know this is REALLY vain

[MadRussian79]

i think thats the most amazing club iv ever heard of! then we just have to fine someone to marry me off to and i get my dream

You could always do a work visa. A snake charming berlesk dancer! I can think of at least one lawyer who would do that for free just to say they did.

 

[chloe]

lol if i could i would.
unfortunately im an 'undesirable alien' to your government (please no jokes lol) and im only allowed in if i have something u want...which is pretty much a dr, computer geek or estate agent.
none of which i am.

 

[evilxyardxgnome]

i keep trying to remember to get the rings back in, where i worked i couldnt get them in and out that easily, so just used bars.

Yea captive bead rings can be a pain in the butt to get on and off. I remember the struggle when I had my lip pierced.

 

[chloe]

Yea captive bead rings can be a pain in the butt to get on and off. I remember the struggle when I had my lip pierced.

lol yea, its something i have to go to my piercer to do lol. its too fiddly for me and i just get annoyed and flustered.

 

[MadRussian79]

lol if i could i would.
unfortunately im an 'undesirable alien' to your government (please no jokes lol) and im only allowed in if i have something u want...which is pretty much a dr, computer geek or estate agent.
none of which i am.

I know an attorney who got an extraordinary talent visa for body building. One look at "Jersey Shore" will tell you that we do not needs any more non-English speaking, illiterate, jacked up idiots. Nothing against professional body builder but this one, picture the jersey shore with a Russian accent and 30 years older.

 

[chloe]

I know an attorney who got an extraordinary talent visa for body building. One look at "Jersey Shore" will tell you that we do not needs any more non-English speaking, illiterate, jacked up idiots. Nothing against professional body builder but this one, picture the jersey shore with a Russian accent and 30 years older.

ok....no idea what ur talking about lol whats jersey shore?

hhmmmm but i would also need to bring my daughter out and shes in school. not sure how ur schools work.
i just need to train for a dr....see u in 15 years lol
x

 

[MadRussian79]

Sorry forgot not all our shows cross the pond. Just like regrettably not all of you shows end up here, Black Adder.

I was just pointing out that some of the crap that sneaks in here legally means that you should be allowed in no problem. The school on the other hand is an entirely different matter.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

ok....no idea what ur talking about lol whats jersey shore?

hhmmmm but i would also need to bring my daughter out and shes in school. not sure how ur schools work.
i just need to train for a dr....see u in 15 years lol
x

screw becoming a doctor, just learn how to play one on tv

 

[Nikko112]

very nice picture.